
๐ Applications Now Open ๐
Date Uncle Chris
The most eligible uncle on the market is officially accepting applications.
Think you have what it takes? Find out below.
Meet Chris
Everybody’s favorite uncle. Loyal, funny, great company, and ready to find his person. His family thinks it’s time, so they built him a website. (He’s handling it well.)



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Sense of Humor
You must be able to laugh at his jokes. Or at least pretend convincingly.
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Good Heart
Kind, genuine, and drama-free. Family-approved is a big plus.
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Down for Dinner
Good food, good conversation, and good vibes. That’s the whole plan.
The Application
Fill this out honestly. The selection committee (his family) reviews every application personally. Qualified candidates will be contacted.
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