Uncle Chris

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Date Uncle Chris

The most eligible uncle on the market is officially accepting applications.
Think you have what it takes? Find out below.

Meet Chris

Everybody’s favorite uncle. Loyal, funny, great company, and ready to find his person. His family thinks it’s time, so they built him a website. (He’s handling it well.)

Uncle Chris smiling
Uncle Chris at dinner
Uncle Chris hyped up

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Sense of Humor

You must be able to laugh at his jokes. Or at least pretend convincingly.

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Good Heart

Kind, genuine, and drama-free. Family-approved is a big plus.

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Down for Dinner

Good food, good conversation, and good vibes. That’s the whole plan.

The Application

Fill this out honestly. The selection committee (his family) reviews every application personally. Qualified candidates will be contacted.

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Application received! ๐Ÿ’˜ The committee will be in touch if you make the cut.

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